Alas, I seem to have finally come to…

“If you could live in any foreign country for a few years, where would it be?”とのお題に対して：

If I could live in any foreign country (or rather place), I would live in/on Mars.

The main reason is that I myself come from Mars. Yes, I am a Martian, to tell you the truth. (Well, it’s a top-secret: shhh! It’s just between you and me.) Believe it or not, I was dispatched from there to this beautiful planet: I’ve been infiltrated into the earth to work as espionage for the authorities of Mars. And the time has come for me to return to debrief.

A second reason is that, as is often the case, I occasionally simply miss my homeplace.

A third reason is that, against my own will, I have to put aside my attachment to the beloved residents of the planet in order to fulfill my ‘inhumane’ mission. (Alas, I seem to have finally come to cherish them: they’ve unconsciously almost turned me to their side!)

For these reasons, if I had the chance to live anywhere, I would live in/on Mars (or rather go back home).

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