だまされてはいけない話　A story that should not be deceived

わたし、ぜんぜん、練習してないの
I haven't practiced at all.

ごめーん、全然弾けないのーって
I'm sorry, I can't play at all.

聞いてもいないのに
I didn't even ask.

言ってくる人は
The person who says it is

絶対めちゃくちゃ弾ける（涙）
Absolutely amazing play

あっ、私こそ
Oh, me too.

全然練習出来ていませんって
I haven't been able to practice at all.

ほんとに全然弾けない（泣）
I really can't play at all.

学生の頃にも
Even when I was a student

朝のミニテストのたびに
Every morning mini-test

あー、ぜんせん、やってないーって　
Oh, I didn't do it at all.

毎回満点採ってる友人がいた
I had a friend who got a perfect score every time.

こっちはその時も
This is also at that time

わー、やってないーって
Wow, I'm not doing it

ひっどい点数
Terrible score

やってるなら
If you are doing

なんでわざわざ
Why bother

「やってないー」って　
I'm not doing it

言うんだろう
Would say

さっぱりその心理が
That psychology at all

分からない
I do not understand

ha ha ha ha ha〜