231001 メィデイメィデイ

今日は１０月１日

あぁ…ちょうど
５月１日の倍だなぁ
って想って

タイトルを
メィデイ２回分だな…
と想いながら打ち込んでみて
手が止まりました

いやいや待てよ？
何が”ちょうど”よ
やっぱ違くね？

だって１０か月
と考えたら
半分は５か月消化済みの
６月１日だし

９か月と１日
と考えるなら
９÷２＝４.５か月と半日

つまり
４月を半分消化した
４月１５日に１日の半分
つまり
４月１５日の正午
ってナりましょう？

自分は一体
どういう思考プロセスで
今日を５月の倍
と考えたんだろうか？

ボンヤリした頭で
考えてみるけど
全く思考は前に進まないのです

コレって睡眠不足かしら
僕って眠いのかなぁ

等と
訝しんでみても
やはりタダの勘違いにしか
想えて来ないのです

じゃぁ
勘違いだね
って想えたら
ドレだけ楽チン
ナのでしょうね

ココが面倒臭くデキてる
コレが紛れもなく僕なんです

231001 Mayday mayday

Today is October 1st

Ah...I thought it was exactly double the number of May 1st.

the title
I tried to type it while thinking that it's the same amount as Mayday twice, but I stopped working.

No, wait?
What is “just”?
It's different after all, isn't it?

Because if you think of 10 months, half of it will be on June 1st, when 5 months have been used up.

If you think of 9 months and 1 day, 9÷2 = 4.5 months and half a day

In other words, half of the day is on April 15th, when half of April has been used up.
In other words, it will be noon on April 15th, right?

What is your thought process?
Did you think today is twice as much as May?

I try to think about it with my blank mind, but
My thoughts don't move forward at all.

Is this lack of sleep?
Even if I wonder if I'm sleepy, etc.
All I can think of is a simple misunderstanding.

Well, how much easier would it be if you just realized that you were wrong?

This place is so annoying
This is definitely me

By Google translation