【語り】耳掃除屋

女房もらうんなら掃除好きに限るな。
ホコリ溜めねえで金を貯めるってもんだ。

うちのなんかもう掃除好きで大変だぜ。
よそでホコリ見つけると懐かしくなるよ。

しかも耳掃除ときたらもう天下一品だね。

まず、あいつの膝枕に頭のっけるだろ。
あの耳かき棒がぐいっと突っ込まれるね。

耳の穴の奥をぐりぐり掻きまわされてな。
脳ミソをくすぐられてるような心地よさよ。

もう口の端からよだれが垂れちまうよ。
おれの親父なんか小便まで垂らしやがった。

それにまた、耳クソの出ること出ること。

どこからこんなに出るのか信じられねえぜ。
終わると、頭が軽くなって浮いちゃうよ。

そりゃ冗談だけどさ、そんな感じだよ。
どうだ、おまえ。うらやましいだろうが。

それでな、おれにいい考えがあるんだ。

あいつに耳掃除屋をやらせるわけよ。
つまり、客の耳の穴を掃除する商売さ。

いや、本当だって。絶対に儲かるって。

あの耳掃除を途中でやめられてみな。
こりゃもう確実に身もだえもんだよ。

大枚はたいても続けて欲しくなるって。
なんなら、おまえが最初の客になりなよ。

どうだ。なんとも耳寄りな話じゃねえか。
　

耳掃除屋 by @tomekantyou | Suno

Ear Sweeper by @tomekantyou | Suno

Ear Sweeper

If you receive a wife,
you should choose a woman who likes to clean it.

She will not collect dust and save money.

My wife is already cleaning love so hard .
It will be nostalgic if I find dust elsewhere.

Besides, her ears cleaning is the best in the world.

First, put my head on her knee pillow.
That earpick will slip into my ear.

I was scratched in the back of my ear hole .
It is comfortable as if the brain is being tickled.

Drunk drips from the edge of the mouth .
My father passed down to my urine.

Besides, getting out of earwaxing comes out.

I can not believe it from where it comes out.
When I finish, my head will light up and I will float.

That's a joke, but it's such a feeling.
How is it, you? Would envy you?

Nevertheless, I have a good idea.

I will let my wife do an ear sweeping shop .
In other words, it is business to clean customer's ears hole.

Yes, it is true. I definitely make money.

Try to stop her ear cleaning on the way.
Everyone definitely writhes.

Everyone wants to continue even paying a large sum of money.
Anyway, you must become her first customer.

How is it?
It is a story that you want to listen to, is not it?