英語検定ライティング準１級（第235回）

昭和「今だったら捕まるであろう野球の話」

ネットに落ちている面白画像は集める価値がある。仮面ライダーがスピード違反で検挙されているものとか。セクシー野菜はあまりにリアルなのでノーマルな感覚の人には見せられない。
There are a tremendous number of funny images posted on the Internet, many of which are with collecting : Masked Riders are arrested by the police for their breaking the speed limit, but we cannot introduce an image of sexy vegetables because one of them is too stimulating to be open to someone normal, he assumes.

たまにぶっ飛んだ画像があるがほぼ集めきっていたと思っていた。不覚だった。50年くらい前だが阪神巨人戦でのこと。満塁本塁打を打った打者が三塁を回ったところで事件は起きた。
Sometimes he encounters too an eccentric picture, but he has had enough confidence to complete almost all of them, which was something wrong because he came across too a tremendously funny image by accident.
It imposed an old picture taken about five decades ago on him : a Tigers’ fourth batter hit a grand slam, which enabled his team gain a victory against Tokyo Giants.
When he approached the home base, a middle-aged enthusiastic supporter suddenly grabbed his hand and stepped it together, which wasn’t an incident.

なんとスタンドから男性客が降りて来て打者の手を握りながら一緒にホームインする画像だ。あり得ない。後楽園の時代だからフエンスも低かったのだろう。今だったら完全にアウトだ。
This image demonstrates that nobody got angry at too excited a middle-aged male supporter, the time allowed him to do something eccentric in those days.
The incident happened in the previous stadium, so the fences were set in a low height, but the current affairs fail to admit such an undesirable and repulsive behavior.

ちょっと前に退職代行の会社のホーム画面に大笑いした記憶がある。それに匹敵するほどもの画像だ。昨夜のオールスターでは投手が代打で出て来てヒットを打った。お祭りならではだ。
A several months ago, the company name of the famous retirement agency made him laugh explosively, which cannot outweigh the image described above, he says.
Last night, a certain pitcher with superior batting ability was appointed the pinch hitter, as a result, he succeeded in performing well, which features the All Star Game.