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Republic of Roast Beef


All salaries shall be paid in roast beef as of today.

News like this went around Japan.

While the world is in the midst of a virtual currency boom with Bitcoin, Monacoin, etc., Prime Minister Baer has decided to make his beloved roast beef the country's main currency.
Prime Minister Baer, of all people, is going to make his beloved roast beef the country's main currency.

It's impossible, isn't it? Well, it's delicious, but..."
Satomi muttered as she munched on her roast beef bowl.

'I guess we don't have a choice. It seems that Prime Minister Bear's family used to be a slaughterhouse, so he really had a hard time. I wonder if this is what they call mixing public and private. I don't know. But nowadays, the number of vegetarians and vegans is increasing, and the currency of roast beef is sure to draw a lot of backlash. There's going to be a big non-roast beef demonstration in front of the Diet today by people who are against roast beef.
Satomi's best friend Fumika replies.

But when I started eating roast beef, my skin became more beautiful and Tomoya made a pass at me. Maybe roast beef guys are more carnivorous than cabbage roll guys. Satomi laughs happily with a grain of rice on her mouth.

Ew! That's a little unfair, when did you do that? Well, roast beef currency isn't all that bad, so I guess I'm in favor of it.
Fumika sips from her cup of onion soup. She casually scrolls through her smartphone.

The yen has been abolished as of today. Roast beef currency to become universal currency.
The headline read, "Roast Beef Currency to Become Universal Currency. There has been a buyout of roast beef, and there have been a series of incidents such as cattle escaping from pasture.

The roast beef currency still seems to be in an unpredictable situation.

Republic of Roast Beef All salaries shall be paid in roast beef as of today.

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