My mom, the love doctor.

She said no!

What do you mean she said no?

I mean no! She has other things to do.

What other things? 

I don't know. I didn't ask her. She just said no.

She is such a nice girl and her family is originally from Hiroshima. You know how dad is. You cant marry any girl that is not from Hiroshima. He will disown you.

I know ma! You don't have to keep hounding me about it. It's just these days I'm busy with work.

Busy? Your home every day! Your on that TV all day long. You never leave the house. You lied about going on dates with Mrs. X. Instead you were going to the Kyabakura. I don't like those women of the night. Their all brain and no beauty.

I told you 100 times. It is remote work. It is a computer, not a TV. 
Mrs. X is the name of the Kyabakura I go to. I told you but you don't listen. Just in case I don't come home at night, you know where I can be found. 
It's called all beauty and no brains ma! And those women of the night happen to be well spoken which means well educated. The "woman of the night" I always see is a law graduate with her own company. She just works at the kyabakura in the evening for a little excitement. Being a  lawyer is stressful. 

But your spending all that money. Why cant you get a normal girl who comes from a good family, who want's to be a housewife, make 3 children, and is from Hiroshima? You're not trying hard enough!

You're not listening ma! My company pays the girls bar tab. It's company expense. Also she is a normal girl and I like her company. She had said she wants to have children in the future. She's like 6th generation Hiroshima. Her family owns that place up on the hill that you can see from the train station and she happens to live on her own in a place similar to ours. And I am trying ma!

Wait! That big place up on the hill that I can see from the train station? No way!

Yes way!

Ok! Here's the plan! Invite her over to the house for dinner. 

No way! 

Yes way! How old is she?

37.

Hmmm, she could still have 3 children if she really tries.

Way- way- wait a minute! We have a professional relationship. It's not like that! I don't like her like that!

Listen! Don't ever tell your father she works at a kyabakura. At least not now. And I know who she is. She eats at the same local okonamayaki shop I do. She dresses like a woman of the night but she was well spoken, obviously educated. Good posture too. Friendly and looks pretty. I thought she was in her late 20s.

No way!

Yes way! And anyways, the owner of the shop told me that she said she found someone that she really likes but they are not dating. Girl talk!

No way!

Yes way! And she said that she said that he in not a typical salaryman. He does remote work and that he is from around here.
Here! Take this. 

Ma! It's like 100 thousand yen. Wha-wha-what do you want me to do?

Go see Kantasan at Suit Select. I'm friends with his mother. Get a suit. Tell them your my son. 

But why?

I love you! I'm gona die!

Really?

"No!" But I have been bugging you lately because I can see your in love. 

Thank you mom!