Mr. Alien

Mr. Alien

Cold feet New Year!

Click-click! Feet are cold. Classic navy-blue canvas Convers with the white rubber sole. The left nose is dotted with black spots. Probably from pushing the door open while caring bags of groceries tightly close to the body. Don't drop it!

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    • Select the answer you desire!

      As you are reading this; I already know the answer to your question. It is "vending machine!" Mr. I have a lot on my plate: My coworker is lazy, and I do the majority of work. Should I talk to a career counselor? Ms. Going bananas: My husba

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      • Red wine cigarette kiss.

        She is sexy. She is hot. She is smart. And dancing bare in the dark is her art. Red wine cigarette kiss. Every night, her clothes come off. For many strangers. Men's delight. For her, it's study by day, and pay off college debt by night. H

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        • Smartphone eyes.

          Father: I tried to wake my daughter but no success. After 5 minutes. Her eyes open. Daughter: I was dreaming! Two ghost that were small and good. Their colors were pink and white, and they looked like the sun. F: I tried to wake you up,

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          Toilet talk.

          Saigo: I have to take ahhh! Kondo: Are you a 10? Just raise your hand. The teacher will call on you. S: No, she's scary and always smells like meat. I'll wait 10 minutes until class ends. I'll use the toilet in my dorm room.  K: Why? Ryoma

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          Toilet talk.

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          A ghost girl inside of me!

          I'm lost. A bit lost. But shouldn't be. Because I've been here before. I'm confused. A bit confused. But shouldn't be. Because I'm mentally well. Because it's too early for sake or ale. Ahh, it's a nice day, isn't it? I said to myself? "Q

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          A ghost girl inside of me!

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          Haunted rice!

          There's one grain of cooked rice under my foot. It is stuck into my sock. It slightly tugs on the fabric as I lift my foot from the kitchen floor. It does it once more as I step through the toilet room door. Should I remove it? I have a mi

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          Haunted rice!

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          Fall semester at Tokyo University Branch America

          Ryoma: It's 17 degrees, but it feels like its 10. Nakaoka: Are you a baby? I just Line messaged my uncle in Kochi. He said it's like 17 too.  I'd be wearing jinbei right now in Kitagawa. R: Your wearing jinbei now. I told you were in Ameri

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          Fall semester at Tokyo University Branch America

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          They call him an idiot!

          It's hard to put it into words, so I just imagine saying it.  However, now one hears it, and its value is lost.  Completely! The thought came to life one second in my head. I said to myself, "that's freaking amazing"! I must tell someone. 

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          They call him an idiot!

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          The sweet spot! The one place on a plate no one touches.

          I found the sweet spot! That perfect place. That one piece left on a plate. Like a leftover. Perfect depending on your definition of perfect. Like a child in a game of hide and seek. Everyone was found but you. The voices of children rep

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          The sweet spot! The one place on a plate no one touches.

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          What does he do when he understands that Imperfect is Perfect? Note 2.

          In elementary school he was taught that 5 + 27 = 32. 32 is correct. 31 is wrong. 33 is not the Perfect answer. On a spelling test, there is only one way to get the answer correct. If he spelt 10 words out of 10, he got %100. Perfect! He j

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          What does he do when he understands that Imperfect is Perfect? Note 2.

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          What doe's he do when he's no longer a necessity?

          He wakes up every morning without schedule. No requirements. No appointments. Never late, nor early. He is Mr. No Purpose! Luckily his life's function has been justified. The objective towards peoples motivation to move forward to the next

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          What doe's he do when he's no longer a necessity?

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          A glimpse of a friendly ghost that looked like mushroom.

          I have been struggling with writers block. Finally finished an essay. An essay gives birth to another essay. Difficulties of anticipated criticism haunt my every press. Press of every key. Form of sentence. Sentence form of my inner though

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          A glimpse of a friendly ghost that looked like mushroom.

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          His 1st day out shopping in 2 years. It was a great day!

          On the the train he realized that what he had thought for his entire life was left, is right. What was up, is down. And in this current situation, on a mid filled train car. In route to Tokyo. What was north, is actually south. This sudden

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          His 1st day out shopping in 2 years. It was a great day!

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          How to celebrate Golden Week at Tokyo University branch America.

          29 April. Golden Week is not celebrated in America. Lunch break on campus, Tokyo University branch America. -Isami Kondo- Ryoma, did you ever see that American film Godzilla vs. Kong? I think it came out during the pandemic. -Sakamoto Ryo

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          How to celebrate Golden Week at Tokyo University branch America.

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          They sleep together but they don't "sleep-sleep" together! 2 girls and a guy!

          -Look bro! If you want a girlfriend, you've got to get in the water. I have to tell you this strait. You lack SRBT. You're not a Sports player. Your not Rich. You're not in a Band. You're not Tall.  I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM! How can I go s

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          They sleep together but they don't "sleep-sleep" together! 2 girls and a guy!

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