The interesting life of 2 Nanpa-shi living together.

3:20am. 2 Nanpa-shi. One 20. The other 22. 

-Welcome home!
You're early! Either she kicked you out of bed or she had to hurry home, sneak into her house, and avoid waking her sleeping husband.

So-desu-ne!

-Want some eggs? Sorry, I ate the last of the bacon.
It's your turn to go shopping anyway.
There's some rice too. Miso soup?
So tell me about it? Come on! Spill it!

I'm in LOVE!

(Quick slap on the head)

-SHUT UP! Were Nanpa-shi.
We may be young to this game, but nevertheless, we don't say bad words like "Love"!
NPC! Stick to the NanPa Code! Rule #1 . Don't ever, "EVER", ever say love. Especially to a woman.
That's a never breaker! Once you open that can of worms, your finished. 

I know, I know! But she makes me feel so good! She let me do anything in bed with her. ANYTHING!

-IDIOT!

(2nd slap on the head)

Ouch! Have you been working out? Take it easy. You will damage my brain!
Anyways, you know I'm from the country side. I never had a girlfriend. Girls didn't like me. I was invisible!
However, in Tokyo I hook up almost every weekend. Except when it rains. I'm from Kagoshima. I hate rain! Plus if I met a woman in the rain, I feel they are depressed and want to give their sadness to me. Sex is usually bad when it rains.

-Rule #2 ! Don't ever mention where your originally from. Women have a 6th sense. Every bit of information is being calculated in their heads, will be used against you, and you'll loose the upper hand.
Need I remind you that women who meet men like us during the Magic Hour are not single, married, divorced, or have deep mental problems brought on by bad relationships in their past or crappy job. They're the pro's. Not us!

Come on! I'm tired, hungry, and my back hurts!
Where's my eggs?

(3rd slap on the head)

-I'm not your mother! I'm your friend! We both are on the same boat.
We don't have good jobs. We have to save money.
The money we get is an agreement for the service we provide.
Young women or women that you fall in love with WILL NOT give you money!
Stick to the older women! The professionals in business suits or expensive clothes. The women that pick you up!
We are toys. This is not for your pleasure you idiot!
Be available. Be ready!
Never say no. They are specifically timing a rendezvous with you around their secret life. Boyfriend, husband, or other Nanpa-shi that service them.
Did you think you were the only one?

Mmm! These eggs are good. You cook like my mom.
(Sigh)
You're right! Sorry brother. Rule #3 . Don't get emotional. I get overwhelmed after sex. After, they hug me tight. Like my mom did to me when I was young. It feels good. I know they don't love me. Only what I did for them.
Tonight she gave me money already in an envelope prepared well before meeting me.

-Your the man!
That's how it's done. That's the respectful way.
How much did you get?

It covers rent this month!

-Now that's a keeper! Nanpa-shi for life?

(sigh)
I become a salary man this April. Nanpa will be part time.

-Ikebukuro station, West exit, last rain, this Friday?

Deal! I'll take the East exit!