Being at the right place at the right time. He's a walking memory stick.

He happens to be at the right place at the right time.

So since he was in the warmth and darkness of his mothers womb.

Since he fell in love with Tina in the 10th grade. Lied to others that she was his girlfriend.  Then had his first wet dream about a girl.

Since a hotel party in which he laid in bed with a young, slim, blond with B tits. Holding hands. Only for her to be taken away from an alfa male.
She looked at him as she was getting entered into repeatedly by alpha male. Her eyes glancing back at him saying, "why didn't you make a move? This could have been you having sex with me."

-Wet sounds-

Falling asleep at the wheel.
Driving off a deep cliff.
Climbing back to the top. 
Abandoning his crashed car.

-Frost breath cold-

Going to Australia. Meeting a cute girl who worked at a restaurant.
Ordering food. Asking said cute girl out.
End up dating for 2 years.

-Disney magic-

Going to Singapore. Meeting crazy rock star girl.
Bisexual. Guitarist. Surrounded by other hot chick friends.
Crazy hotel party.
Dating for a year.

-The right place at the right time-

Going to Sydney Australia. Meeting dominant alpha woman.
She drags him into a taxi. No vacant hotels.
Sloppy sex in the shadows of the trees on the lawn of a casino overlooking the ocean.

-People passing by-

Going to Tasmania. Going to Perth. Going to the Gold Coast.
repeat similar said experience. 

Time slip again.
Same goes for Korea, Thailand, Greece, and so on.

Time slip again.
Kyabakura in Japan. Strip club in America. Good friends hot tub.

Even on a solo desert island tour in Hawaii.
Beautify shaped black girl. An anime artist dream. Slim waist. Curvy hips. Her ass barely fit into her jean shorts. B tits. Huge round afro.
Sharing one day.

-Sharing is caring-

The right place at the right time.

The stories don't end. Each is a story in itself.
But he's a nerd. A freaking geek.  A nobody!

One more?

Idiot-ly crashing his motorcycle somewhere. He could clearly see Mt. Fuji.
After chatting with a praying mantis, he mounts his broken bike.
The fresh mountain air swooshing past him dried the blood on his fresh wounds. Motorcycle barely running. Stop for a smoke break to tank Kame-sama for this life.
Meet sexy girl wearing tight jeans. A bunny's butt. Sexy long black hair. On a sexy black motorcycle. With a sexy smile.

Dating weeks later.

Previously breaking up with a pretty girl wearing tight jeans. Pretty brown hair. A pretty black motorbike. With pretty hazel eyes. With a pretty smile.

Previously breaking up with a beautiful kyabakura girl. Beautiful everything.

La-la-la! And so on! 

-Punches himself-

He is nothing. Remotely under average.
People think he's full. In reality, he is empty.

How so?
The right place at the right time?

He waits for his alien space ship to return.
They will have found out that they left him back on Earth many years ago.

He is just a memory stick.
What of Earth's information does he hold inside?

-Plug him in-

Probably corrupt data ne!