英語検定ライティング準１級（第412回）

進次郎構文「私も誕生日に産まれたの話」

最後の月曜日は町内の全ての図書館が閉鎖されるので涼む場所がない。公民館はエアコンが効いているので快適だ。しかもコスパがいい。だから第４月曜日の過ごし方は工夫する必要がある。車の中でエアコンを起動させるのが最も省エネにならぬ。
On the last Mondays, we cannot keep ourselves cool in the public library nearby because such locations should be closed once a month, where an air conditioner makes us feel comfortable and pleasant, simultaneously, we could save the electricity charges at home, he assumes.
This is why the fourth Mondays require us to search for somewhere convenient, which should provide moderate temperatures free of charge, after all, what costs us the most is that we must make an air conditioner function in the car, which absolutely consumes much gasoline.

台風が近づいているのに進む速度が遅いのでなかなか涼しくならない。丘に住んでいるので洪水の被害には遭わないのだが30年ほど前に塩害で風呂に入れない時があった。車で通勤するのに信号が機能してなくて渋滞だった。信号は偉大なのだ。
An enormous hurricane approaches our prefecture, but its speed has been too slow, so we find it challenging to arrange our schedules this week, and the temperature stays hot, which makes us feel uncomfortable, she says.
When we live on the hill, we are unlikely to suffer from the disastrous and catastrophic floods, although our areas experienced terrible salt damages caused by the huge typhoon about three decades ago, which prevented us from taking a bath and taking a shower, simultaneously, the traffic signals’ disorders on the streets confused our commute to our workplace, which forced us to recognize that they must be something God or Goddess gives us.

自民党の総裁を選ぶのに世間は盛り上がっている。国民はほぼ関係ないのにテレビではお祭りのように騒いでいる。誰がなってもアメリカの手下なので政治も経済も変わらない。だから面白いことを言って世間を盛り上げる２世さんで良くないかな。
The presidential election of the Liberal Democratic Party has provided the public with something entertaining, but almost none of the ordinary citizens has any connections with such a trivial event because we won’t be voters.
Despite this, numerous TV reports make us excited as if we could enjoy the national festival, although almost all the candidates have been donated from the notorious cult organization the CIA originally created during the postwar periods, in other words, this political party has been someone subordinated and controlled by America.
This reason has enabled them to have maintained the current economic and political situation for 33 years, of which we should be informed, but this disgusting affairs cannot absolutely change into the better directions.
In conclusion, a certain second generation congressman sometimes makes us entertained by uttering extremely eccentric comments had better be elected the next boss.
When this comes true, he cannot fail to become the most  silly and foolish prime minister since Japanese country was constructed by Adam and Eve, an online article tells.