X-mas = X-men (Feliz Navidad)

Christmas (crisis) is coming soon… i think its the 25th, its not the 26th, My plans for christmas.

When i think about christmas, pineapple comes up to my mind, why? i'm not sure. maybe im thinking about spongebobs' house, which is a pineapple with sunglasses. talking about spongebob my favourite spongebob character is mr. Krabs because his burgers are made out of his own meat, thats why he is dying. Welllllll, tbh even though i like spongebob im not really a huge fan of nickelodeon becuase the whole company is full of pdffiles(child lovers)(censoring so that i dont get banned on here). Thats why i like cartoon network(CN) more. 
Anyways,
Lets talk about my christmas plans, im not christian but i have a christmas inspo pinterest board. For christmas i'm doing 2 presentations! and making cookies, choco chips(chip and dale, my fave disney characters)! I also want to wake up in Lubbock, West Texas during christmas eve and spend christmas in Lubbock(its the most conservative white town in texas), Im turning white! Finally for chritsmas I want netflix and hulu memberships and a red sweater(turtle neck).
I hope you enjoy and have FUN parties with red40 cookies with people you hate!
-Grinch Eliza