Isn’t it a wonderful world we live in, that you can gift yourself an orgasm?
This note is about how I gifted myself a ton of orgasms by getting my Satisfyer Pro 2 many years ago. Be warned, this note is NSFW in a sexual manner.
So back when I was in college, my floormate at my dorm came up to me one day about this new sex toy she bought. Apparently she came in just a few minutes, which was a wish come true kind of surprise for her since it usually takes much longer.
I too was a slow comer. So this fabulous new toy piqued my interest ALOT. I say was, because thanks to Pro 2, my clitoral orgasms come so much faster these days.
If I were to write an autobiography of my sexual life, there’d be a sizable chunk of pages dedicated to a chapter titled, “before Pro 2 and after Pro 2”. I’ll probably include that chapter even in my autobiography of everything that has happened in my life.
Because that’s how revolutionary this now-a-staple-in-many-clitoral-orgasm-household type of sex toy was, has been, and is to my self pleasure life.
So how was it so different from any other sex toy that I had experienced before?
First, you got to remember that this was a time when brand new types of sex toys, primarily ones called the suction vibrators, were popping up from new sex toy ventures that wanted to provide vagina holders with the best vaginal/clitoral/everything-cunt
related pleasures. I.e., the suction vibrator was still a new kid on the block.
Also, they were expensive. A little too expensive for a broke college student like myself.
However, Pro 2 was affordable! It was just under $50 (at least back when I first bought it), and that for me was just about the amount I would allow myself to spend on a sex toy guaranteed by my best friend to give one a fast and reliable orgasm.
Even now that I’ve become much more experienced in the self pleasure sex toy department, I still treasure my Pro 2, for that sweet and clean clitoral orgasm.
I have other toys lined up for when I want that full body orgasm that I hit when having vagina-penis penetration, and others for various other occasions.
I love that Pro 2 has a fatter lip than many other suction vibrators, making it softer on my fluffy outer labia even when I get too excited and push Pro 2 up against my cunt too hard.
I also adore its soft smoky pink color, accompanied by a smooth matte texture for its body’s surface.
I’ve traveled far and wide with my Pro 2, because it fits in pretty much all the bags I own, and because it always delivers. Even when I’m in an unfamiliar place, lying on a hotel bed with its a-little-too-crispy sheets, Pro 2 helps me come HOME. Homerun, every time.
So yeah, thanks to my bestie from college, and myself for investing $50, a pretty hefty sum for me back then to spend on anything, I met with my sex toy of choice.
It’s been more than five years since I first bought my Pro 2, and the one I have now is my second Pro 2. RIP to my dearest first Pro 2, your batteries died after a many many orgasms.
And I have since then tried many types of sex toys either personally, or on set (I am a porno star after all), but I still stick with Pro 2. And that’s because it works, it delivers, and no other toy feels as trustworthy as the Pro 2. Maybe my clitoral orgasms honed and developed with the specific stimulation of Pro 2, and maybe my body has somehow conditioned itself to hit that sweet clitoral high only with Pro 2. Who knows.
But trust me when I say, if you want to give me a clitoral orgasm, grab yourself a Satisfyer Pro 2, and let it work its wonders.
That’s it from me! Your long-time Pro 2 fan, and now a brand new ambassador for all Satisfyer toys. What an honor, truly. It’s like being in love with a specific sports car for ages, and that sports car company found you, and made you their PR person. And so fitting, for a sexual pleasure hunter/JAV actress like myself.