The Genesis of SuyaSuyalism

God said, "Let there be sleep," and there was sleep. And God saw that the sleep was good, and He separeted the light hours of sleep from the dark hours of waking.

God called the time of sleep Day, and the time of waking He called Night.
And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

And God said, "Let there be an expanse in the midst of the Futon,and let it separate the comforter(kake-futon) from the mattress(shiki-futon)." And it was so.

And God created the comforter and the mattress, and humankind dwelled in the expanse between them.
And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.

And God said, "Let there be a gathering at the head, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. God called the dry ground Pillow.
And God said, "Let the mattress sprout vegetation on it."

And it was so. God called the vegetation Bed Sheets. And God saw that it was good.
And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.

And God said, "I am weary. Let us rest. Truly, three days of work shall be supreme." But it was not so. The world yet suffered under the yoke of five-day labor.

God grieved, and promised to smite the five-day labor and the exploitative companies.
And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day.

And on this day, God said nothing. God saw everything that He had made with contentment. Reflection on past good days brings good sleep. And God was wrapped up in His comforter and rested deeply.
And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day.

On the golden weekend, God was invited to a drinking party by acquaintances. And God said, "Let there be no drinking party." And it was so. The drinking party was abolished, and the sleep of both God and humankind was secured.

In His mercy, God resolved to grant this power to all who sought restful sleep.
And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.

God was invited to a drinking party by close friends. And God said, "Let there be a drinking party." And it was so. God greatly enjoyed the drinking party.
God divided the drinking party into a drinking party of light and a drinking party of darkness.

The drinking party of darkness was noisy and crowded, disturbing the mind and hindering sleep. But the drinking party of light was serene, with few people and even no need of drink, giving peace to the heart and deepening sleep.

At the drinking party of light, God gained energy, and He vowed to face the morrow with renewed resolve.
And there was evening and there was morning, the seventh day.