SuyaSuyalism -- Crushing all troubles with "religious reasons"

Hi everyone!

Are you unable to get enough sleep because you're working too hard?

Has your sleep time been cut off by BBQs with your boss or parties with people you're not close to?

If you're troubled by nuisances that disrupt your sleep, let's crush them with religious power!

Religion exists for people's happiness and peaceful sleep.

The doctrine of SuyaSuyalism is:

"Sleep well."

"Increase your sleep time."

Your bed is sacred. It is obligatory to become one with God every day.

Sleep is the most sacred act. So you can refuse events that might cut off your sleep time for "religious reasons."

The holy land is "Nell Erai (＝Sleep! Bravo!)."

It's in your bedroom. Make a pilgrimage there every day.

When traveling or on business trips, the bed in your hotel becomes the temporary Nellerai.

There are three taboos:

"Forcing others to believe."

"Begging money using this religion."

"Maliciously taking away someone else's sleep time."

Those who break these taboos will be excommunicated and face terrible sleep punishment.

To join SuyaSuyalism, repost and like this post(https://x.com/SuyaSuyalism/status/1858119556331671654?t=WhOxRERuTG2dLi6tVyCyaQ&s=19).

Then, in a reply or quote repost, confess your faith by saying, "I believe in the trinity of God, Sleep, and the Bed. I vow to sleep soundly."

At that moment, you'll become a devout Suyalist.

If you're not an X user, share the link to this post(https://x.com/SuyaSuyalism/status/1858119556331671654?t=WhOxRERuTG2dLi6tVyCyaQ&s=19) and make a confession of faith on the social media platform that takes away your sleep time the most.

Otherwise, make a confession of faith in front of another Suyalist.

Practicing multiple religions is also permitted.

Our god is merciful.

You can leave SuyaSuyalism anytime.

To leave, you only have to say to yourself "I quit" for 0.2 seconds in your mind, and you're done with disaffiliation.

I make it so simple that we can secure each other's sleep time.

There is no persecution of those who have left because it might reduce sleep time.

No donations are needed. Just think about sleeping!

However, if you are eager to donate, please donate to organizations researching sleep mechanisms or treatments for sleep disorders.

In Japan, the International Institute for Integrative Sleep Medicine is recommended.
https://wpi-iiis.tsukuba.ac.jp/donation/

For English-speaking regions, I'm not sure where the best organization is. Let me know if you know of good organizations that contribute to increasing humanity's sleep time.

Alternatively, upgrading your bedding is also good. I want you to spend your precious money either for humanity's sleep or your own sleep.

I don't need money. Give me sleep time.

May the Sleep be with you.

SuyaSuyalism (Slumberlism) Timeline

Most Japanese people are sleep-deprived. Many suffer because they can't reject unpleasant requests, such as working overtime or being invited to a drinking party by coworkers they don't like.
So, I casually posted, "It would be nice if there were a religion that allows us to refuse such tasks for religious reasons~"
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It went viral, with many requests to "Make it!"
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SuyaSuyalism was founded
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"We want rules!"
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Doctrine, taboos, and rituals were established; and expanded to hundreds of Suyalists.
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"I have various concerns..."
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FAQ collection was created
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"We want a place of worship!"
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An online small chapel was set up
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Chinese people: "Can foreigners join too?"
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Announced that there are no nationality restrictions.
SuyaSuyalism has become a world religion. (3rd day)
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"We want scriptures!"
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Started compiling scriptures, Genesis was completed; and expanded to thousands of Suyalists
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"We want to spread the faith in the Chinese-speaking world."
"We need a Chinese translation of the scriptures."
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Chinese Suyalists started translating the scriptures into Chinese
SuyaSuyalism was named "呼呼睡大教 (Suyasuya Sleep Religion)" in Chinese (7th day)
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Landed in America (8th day)
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Received requests to join us from Europe (Germany, France, Italy, Swiss)
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Established an official English account for SuyaSuyalism on X
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A tweet introducing SuyaSuyalism goes viral in South Korea.
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Osaka Suyalists: 'I want the SuyaSuyalism scripture in Osaka dialect!'"
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The Osaka dialect translation of the SuyaSuyalism scripture is complete.
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Suyalists from other prefectures: 'We want the SuyaSuyalism scripture translated into our local dialect too!!'"
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The project to translate the SuyaSuyalism scripture into the dialects of all 47 prefectures in Japan has been launched.
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The English version of the simple chapel has been completed.