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Hi!!!!!!! Ohhlala

Are you reading this????

OMG love you!!!

Since I lived in Mars before, I’m not really familiar with human language and technology things!!!

So I only put this diary’s link on my instagram profile.

And you press it? And see this???

Thank you so much!!! In my hometown (not 🌍) we say “nawnaw” to say thanks!!

NAWNAW!!!!!

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Wow sorry I forgot to introduce myself!!

I’m May👽I’m from Mars and now i live in a place called Tokyo on an island 🏝️ 

メイです、火星から来ました!!今は東京住んいます---

About 10 years ago I came to earth by 🛸 and lived there!!!

You may not know our life so… firstly as an alien there are lots of discriminations to us on your planet!!! Like lots of human think we can’t eat vegetables or fish🥗 

That’s fake news!!!! We can eat everything on earth🌍 

Ok back to discrimination ☠️ So i have to create a human name for myself!! Since I’ve lived in other places I also have other human language names!!

In Chinese & Japanese is 梅 & メイ, in Korean is 수경💃by the way the reason I decide to write ✍️ my diary in English is I hope all my human friends can read this!! 

I love earth!!! Because it’s new to me!!👏

You guys feel boring about modern life I know… cuz they are too familiar to you!!! Everyday you go by the same traffic line and go to same place and meet same people right?

You feel exhausted 😴 and curious why there are always someone have infinitely energy to go to different places and do different things??

Because they are aliens 👽 like me!!!!!

So as an lonely alien 👽 who like to practice human language skills…

I decide to update my life on earth 🌏 here!!🔥
(Cheers👅 Clap 👏 Clap👏)
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since myself is an alien so I’m not good at any human languages so please forgive me if I have any grammar/vocabulary problems 😑
(yes in Japan you need to be humble all the time)
(That’s every aliens should do here)

Which means I will update my diary with different languages!!!!(English/日本語/中文/maybe Korean then…)(you human have too many languages that’s too complex)

Also, please feel free to talk or comment or send massage to me!!!
I won’t laugh at anyone if you have ANY problems on you speaking and writing ✍️ like accents , grammar, vocabulary, speed and so on!!!!

What’s more, I also want to create a diversity environment in my blog(oh that’s really old fashioned word) 

So Here is alien-friendly👽(that’s important), lgbtq+🏳️‍🌈-friendly, all ages-friendly, JAPANESE/CHINESE/KOREAN Accents-friendly, あざとい-friendly(oh it’s hard to explain but if you know you know)…

Anyway, all things friendly!!!

Let’s start!!!!😸

NAWNAW!!!!(once again this means thanks 🙏)

Welcome any questions if you are curious about alien life 👏I will explain them on next…. Or maybe next next… passage)

(By the way, If you DM me with “NAWNAW” I will be really happy😎)

I LOVE YOU!!!!💕 
Hope you have a nice day!!!

Yam(




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