【爆笑】なんで検索履歴が消えてるの？から英語を学ぼう
今回はComedy Centralの爆笑動画です．奥さんにパソコンの検索履歴が削除されていることを問い詰められています．やばいやばい落ち着いて落ち着いて！
【この動画で学べるフレーズ】
1. How was work?
2. (It) sucked.
3. I've just been noticing that every time I leave to go out, the next time I open the computer the browser history's been cleared.
4. Yesterday I went food shopping for 15 minutes. I used the computer before I went to the store, and when I came back, my history was gone, the cash was cleared, and the cookie's been reset.
5. I think sometimes the computer runs an automatic software update, so maybe that just clears the history.
6. Yeah, except when you update the software a little window pops up, and you click OK and then it gets installed.
7. This is one of those things whenever it gets interrupted from the power source, it has to reboot and it just totally wipes out the history.
8. Be honest babe, it's porn, right?
9. It's okay if you look at porn, I assume you did anyways.
10. I mean every guy does. I'm perfectly okay with that as long as it's not that weird stuff.
11. Kinky is okay as long as it's not that sick twisted S&M stuff.
12. I'm not gonna judge your journey.
13. It is your fantasy. Just as long as you are looking at women...... Not women!?
14. Chicks with dicks?
15. Horses? Worse than horses?
16. Baby, give me a little credit.
17. None of that matters. The only thing that matters is that when we're doing it I'm thinking about you, and you're thinking about me. right?
【解説】
1. How was work?
「仕事どうだった？」
2. (It) sucked.
「最悪だったよ．」
"suck"は「最悪だ/クソだ [自]」という意味．
"That movie sucked."「その映画はクソだった．」
3. I've just been noticing that every time I leave to go out, the next time I open the computer the browser history's been cleared.
「最近気になってたんだけど，毎回外出するたびに，次にパソコン使うとブラウザの検索履歴が削除されてるんだよね．」
4. Yesterday I went food shopping for 15 minutes. I used the computer before I went to the store, and when I came back, my history was gone, the cash was cleared, and the cookie's been reset.
「昨日は１５分くらい食料品買いに出かけたの．お店にいく前にパソコン使ったんだけど，帰ってきたら検索履歴は消えてたし，キャッシュも削除されてて，クッキーもリセットされてた．」
5. I think sometimes the computer runs an automatic software update, so maybe that just clears the history.
「パソコンはソフトウェアアップデートを自動的にする時があるから，そのときに検索履歴が消えたんだと思うよ．」
6. Yeah, except when you update the software a little window pops up, and you click OK and then it gets installed.
「その通りね．ただし，ソフトウェアをアップデートするときは小さなウィンドウが出てきてOKをクリックして初めてインストールされるはずだよね．」
7. This is one of those things whenever it gets interrupted from the power source, it has to reboot and it just totally wipes out the history.
「これって電源が切れたらリブートが始まってそれで検索履歴が全部削除されちゃうやつとかなんじゃない．」
"wipe out (something)"で「（何か）を完全に削除する／全滅させる」という意味の熟語．
"The war wiped out the entire population."「戦争で全ての人が死滅した．」
8. Be honest babe, it's porn, right?
「正直に言って，あなた．エロサイトでしょ？」
9. It's okay if you look at porn, I assume you did anyways.
「エロサイト見ても全然いいのよ．どっちにしろ見てると思ってたんだから．」
10. I mean every guy does. I'm perfectly okay with that as long as it's not that weird stuff.
「というか，どんな男も見るでしょ．私は変態モノとかじゃなければ全く問題ないわよ．」
11. Kinky is okay as long as it's not that sick twisted S&M stuff.
「過激なやつも平気よ，ドン引きするようなS&Mモノじゃない限り．」
"kinky"で「変態的な性的趣味を持っている」という意味の形容詞．
12. I'm not gonna judge your journey.
「あなたの生き方を批判したりしないわよ．」
13. It is your fantasy. Just as long as you are looking at women...... Not women!?
「あなたの妄想だもん．女性の体を見ている限り．．．女性でもないの？」
14. Chicks with dicks?
「ちんちんがついてる女性？」
15. Horses? Worse than horses?
「馬？馬よりひどいの？」
16. Baby, give me a little credit.
「ベイビー，ちょっとは俺のこと信用してくれよ．」
"give (someone) a credit"で「（誰か）のことを信頼する／褒めたたえる」という意味の熟語．
17. None of that matters. The only thing that matters is that when we're doing it I'm thinking about you, and you're thinking about me. right?
「そんなこと一つも重要じゃないよ．重要なことは俺たちエッチなことをやっているときに頭の中ではお互いのことを思っていることだろ．」