How to Surprise a Person who Will Retire?

——-Coworker’s Question——-

Hello! Did you hear that a coworker will retire soon. We should hold a party for her. Do you have any idea to surprise her?

Sincerely,

John Smith 

——-My Answer——-

Thank you for asking me my ideas.

I have two good suggestions that will definitely surprise her amazingly. I guess I will be the key person.

First, she worked for a long time and has known all kinds of people on business.

So, if we record celebrations messages from her friends who have not seen her recently, I'm confident that she will be very happy!

Also, I have an idea that will be the most surprising thing in her life. Actually, she is not going to retire. Let me explain. Last month, she and I were alone in my office, and while she was going to the restroom, I tried to steal some money in my office. When I was holding the money, I heard her coming back and I threw the money in her bag, not my bag...
As you know, she is going to be fired because of this accident instead of me. I will tell the truth in the party. Thank you.

Best,

Alty Dog