TATARI of the Ninja

There may be a lot of scary things in this world that you and I don't know about...Oops! I don't care if you can't go to the bathroom in the middle of the night after reading all the scary stories you're about to tell!

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Aaaaggghhh!!!Aaaaggghhh!!!
“Aaaaggghhh!, another captain Tetsuya's touchdown! ”
“His kicks are great! I guess he's on his own now!”
“Aaaaggghhh! Tetsuya-kun!Fuck me!!”
This is the playground of the prestigious Tokugawa High School. Tetsuya, the president of the student council, is very active today as the flower of the American football club.

After the game!

“Shit, whether it's studying or sports, He is the best at everything! My motivation is running out of here!”
“What the hell, Yansuke! There's no reason for you to skimp on morning training!"”
“Aaaaggghhh!! Mr. Tetsuya! How long have you been listening to this!”
“Well, you know, Tetsuya, you've been told by your teachers that you'll end up as a doctor or a minister, and you're still as angry as ever, aren't you!”
“Aaaaggghhh!, you're my childhood friend and the Madonna of the school, Kiyoko! It's because of you that Kiyoko-san has seen the shameful things,you,yansuke!!!”
“Look at you, Tetsuya, you're such an angry boy!”
“Mugu...”
“Hey, you're blushing!”
“This is getting to me!”
Aha... aha... aha... aha...

That night!

“Hahaha! But then again, Kiyoko's swarthy pout was adorable! Okay, I'm going to go to bed today, umm, and the only thing that bothers me is that I've had the same nightmare every night for the last decade! It's probably just my imagination or neurosis or something, so I'm sure I won't see it today!”

But when Tetsuya fell asleep...

“Tetsuya... you listen to me, Tetsuya... you must train in the art of Shinobi technique... you must do it properly... you must become a ninja...”

“Aaaaggghhh!! I just had another one of those nightmares and jumped up! Fuck! What a fucking dream in this age of science almighty, Naa!”

After that, Tetsuya couldn't sleep until the morning.

The way to school!
“Good morning,Tetsuya! Oh, what's wrong? It doesn't ruin the handsome face like Alan Doron!”
“Hmmm... actually, I had a strange dream, about ninjas... do you have any idea ,Kiyoko-san?”
“Oh! I'm a returnee from France and I don't know any ninjas! You're a funny guy, Tetsuya!”
“Yance!”
“Oh, Yansuke, how did you do that!”
Aha... aha... aha... aha...

That night!
“Hahaha! But then again, Yansuke's panicked face is a funny thing! Okay, I'm going to go to bed today, umm, and the only thing that bothers me is that I've had the same nightmare every night for the last decade! It's probably just my imagination or neurosis or something, so I'm sure you won't see it today!”
But just as Tetsuya falls asleep... a sudden and intense light!
“Aaaaggghhh!! What is this intense light!”
Then, Ah,God! There is a ninja god standing at Tetsuya's bedside!
“Argh! You're a ninja god!”
“Tetsuya! You fool! I have warned you night after night, night after night, and you don't listen to me, you're obsessing over your studies and your sporting activities like American footbal”
“It's not! Please forgive me!”
(Umm...so that dream I was having every night was real! I'm in trouble for this...)

“You little sprout!”
When the ninja god's eyes light up, a murder ray hits Tetsuya-kun.
“Aaaaggghhh!!!”
“You don't listen to me at all, that's why you're here! Do you understand?!”
“Aaaaggghhh!!!Yes, sir! I'm going to work on my ninja training! So please forgive me now!”“
“Stupid, it's too late!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

The next morning!
“Tetsuya! What's the matter with you, Tetsuya! You overslept so much today... Aaaaggghhh!!”
When Mom opened the room, there was only one Shuriken left on the futon where Tetsuya was.
When Mom tried throwing the shuriken, the sound of it cutting through the wind sounded like it was saying, “Help me, help me, help me, help me!”
Yes, Tetsuya has been transformed into a shuriken....

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That's the end of poor Tetsuya's story!

That was a very scary story!

What? I beg your pardon? Does it matter to you? Is it really so... the ninja gods may be right there with us, even behind you as you read this, right now...

Hee hee hee hee hee............................................

(The End)