“A story from junior high school.”小説「中学校の話」英語ver

“Ah, we got caught stealing.”
“Yeah, we did.”
In their second year of junior high, “Kazashima” and “Nusuta” had just committed theft in the staff room.
“Well, don’t worry, we won’t get caught for sure,” reassured Nusuta, the main culprit.
“Kazashima! I need to talk to you, come here,” someone said, expressing anger.
“The story about Nusuta is nonsense! I’m going to lose it,” said Kazashima, grabbed by the collar and brought to the student guidance room next to the staff room.
“When Kazashima sat in the chair, they were told, ‘Don’t resist.’ Although they offered no resistance, handcuffs were placed on them, and their ankles were tied to the chair with a chain.
‘Ka-za-shi-ma! Do you know what you stole?’
‘I’m sorry,’ they said, taking a razor from the chest pocket of their school uniform.
‘Thank you,’ the person said, with a relieved expression.
‘Alright, I’ll just remove the handcuffs,’ the teacher said, taking away Kazashima’s handcuffs.
‘Kazashima! Slap the teacher.’
‘A full-on slap for the teacher?’
‘I’m sorry, teacher.’
‘What are you apologizing for? Do it more.’
‘Your face is already like a strawberry daifuku.’ The teacher’s cheek had swollen and turned bright red.”
Teacher asked, “What is this?”
“This is the weight of your sins.”
“It’s scary, Sensei.”
“Kazashima, I love you. Marry me.”
“Decline! What’s going on all of a sudden?”
“It might be sudden for you, Kazashima, but I’ve been thinking about it for a long time.”
“Huh…” Kazashima was speechless.
“Kazashima, will you accept this proposal?” The teacher’s face vibrated dramatically.
“I cannot accept it. A forbidden love between a teacher and a student, and moreover, between two men. Isn’t it unbecoming of a teacher?”
“That’s true.”
“Apologize, Sensei.”
“I’m sorry,” the teacher said, kneeling and collapsing from the shoulder.
“By the way, about the razor as a gift…” (trembling)
“I don’t remember giving a gift. Look closely, do you recognize it?”
“It’s my razor! Did you not only steal my heart but also things?” Kazashima tilted their head slowly at a 45-degree angle.
“Yo, the great phantom thief (cool voice).”
“Shut up.”
“Keep this a secret, and swear it’s only between us and the teacher.”
“Only between us and the teacher.”
“Yeeeees!” The teacher went crazy.
“Go out with me once.”
“No, thank you.”